even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz
she fucking dominates.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged